lockdowns fault: Teen Gets USB Cable Stuck in His Penis in Botched Measuring Attempt

[Beach Ball Bitch]

[Amerijuanican]

Perhaps an experiment with AI based virtual reality masturbation? ... hmmm

[lode]

It's why I just use a tape measurer.

[6-eyed]

Ouch. He’s gonna have manhood problems for the rest of his life.

[Undies]

I still don't see why we're blaming the lockdown for this. Blame hipforums, do you remember all the threads they had about shoving random shit up your dickhole?

[Beach Ball Bitch]

Lots of them now with these isolated teens who are really horny. But yes the lockdown has given many young ppl fucked up ideas.

[rolling]

you idiot i said a micro usb...the big ones dont work....dumbass

[rolling]

this thread is the lock downs fault haha

[rolling]

hint....you jam the nozzle of an oragel extra strength into your peehole and empty the tube......wait a few minutes and you can put any small object in there

btw....has anyone seen my......

[Youfreeme]

I still don't see why we're blaming the lockdown for this. Blame hipforums, do you remember all the threads they had about shoving random shit up your dickhole?

Lockdown is the new thing to blame everything on. You used to be able to blame 9/11, or the internet, but now it's covid.

But ask anyone who works in an emergency department of a hopsital: people have been shoving weird shit up their orifices since the dawn of time.

[Din Djarin]

It's a human thang

[SpaceMan]

naw...trump was the blame all for this year....but now its slowly but surely shifting to the unvaxxed

[Din Djarin]

Don't forget your own blamegame, Bbad! Not exactly rare either. Damn libs!!

[Undies]

what was trump blamed for? i'm pretty sure every single bad thing that's happened in the last two years has been blamed on biden. i haven't even heard of trump in the last year except for people claiming that everyone wants him back.

[Din Djarin]

Either on Biden or Obumbu

[OP1]

I'm not sure that the source is reliable. Looks more like a USB appearing on an x-ray image rather than an actual USB up somebody's dick.

[Beach Ball Bitch]

OP1 Oh it is real. Look here. https://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...021002904#fig1

more photos there.

2. Case report


A 15-year-old male patient was transferred to our department from his local hospital following self-insertion of the knotted cable of a USB wire into his urethra in the context of sexual experimentation.

His repeated failed attempts to remove the cable shortly after its insertion resulted in gross haematuria and he presented to the Emergency Department of his local hospital. After urological assessment, he underwent rigid cystoscopy and optical urethrotomy. This was unsuccessful due to the proximal knotting of the cable. A suprapubic catheter was inserted under ultrasound guidance, draining approximately 700mls of haematuric urine. This was performed to prevent any episodes of clot or foreign body induced retention. Following this, the patient was urgently referred and transferred to our department for tertiary evaluation and management.

On admission, he was haemodynamically stable. The two distal ports of the USB wire were found to be protruding from the external urethral meatus whilst the middle part of the knotted wire remained within the urethra. The patient was an otherwise fit and healthy adolescent with no history of mental health disorders.

Following his request to be examined without his mother, he confessed that he inserted the cable into his urethra to measure the length of his penis triggered by sexual curiosity. A plain pelvic radiographic imaging (Fig. 1) confirmed the exact position and shape of the formatted knot, and the patient was transferred to the theatre.