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    How would the news report 9-11 if it happened today?

    19 years after 9-11-2001, the media culture has changed for the worst. Here’s how they’d report it if it happened today:

    ”Firey but mostly peaceful plane crash” -CNN

    ”We got breaking news that ‘some people did something’” - Huff Po

    “Orange man didn’t shut down air traffic, thousands die” - NPR

    “New York buildings stood in the way of peaceful Muslim pilots” -CBS

    “Right wing extremists allegedly caused 4 planes to veer off course after Trump’s belittling comments on Islam” - New York Times

    “Nobody on those planes were wearing masks. Cause of death: COVID-19” - NBC

    “White supremacists in MAGA hats attack WTC and pentagon” -Salon

    ”Trump and Putin responsible” -Slate

    “Peaceful Islamic refugees cleared area for new Manhattan mosque” -BBC



    Last edited by 6-eyed; 09-11-2020, 04:58 PM.

    #2
    Jesus fuckin H Christ...

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      #3
      Why does the left always politicize everything, amirite?

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        #4
        “Time to defund the airport industry” - Vox

        ”Plane crashes wouldn’t have happened under a Green New Deal” - Buzzfeed

        ”Experts believe climate change is to blame for rise in terror” -Time Magazine

        ”Toxic masculinity is the motive behind plane hijackings, psychologists say.” - Guardian

        “White Privilege: People of color most affected by toxic debris” - TYT

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          #5
          "Homosexuals and abortionists are to blame." —CBN

          Wait, that really happened didn't it?

          Last edited by tumbling.dice; 09-11-2020, 06:28 PM.

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          • 6-eyed
            6-eyed commented
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            Ah yeah I remember that one

          #6
          "Democrats blow up nyc. Also they probably raped some kittens" - the internet

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            #7
            "Republican President sits with thumb up his ass in classroom as more planes fall... conservatives cringe at the accuracy of this headline."

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              #8
              lol This did made me chuckle. 😄

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                #9
                I'm not going to pile on with the headline titles but since this will probably be the only 9/11 thread I'll just mention this here... On the radio today, I heard a clip from the airline employee who boarded the terrorists on one of the flights. He said his coworkers wouldn't talk to him for days after and he was having delusions for a lot longer after that, hearing people talk about loved ones they lost on the flight and he would hear "You killed my husband" and stuff like that. I don't think he opened up about it until years after. Apparently the terrorists arrived late to the boarding.

                The guy sounded haunted though.

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                  #10
                  It would be entirely different, since buildings don't implode when planes fly into them.

                  Otherwise whichever headline they want. America Under Attack! Santa claims responsibility. Trump says invasion of North Pole imminent.

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                    #11
                    Trump is Opening up International Travel on 9/11
                    We Are All Going to Die of The China Virus

                    Climate Change causes planes to Malfunction and Crash

                    Extremely Warm Weather causes Wild Fires

                    WTC bursts into flames and crumbles

                    TRump makes it difficult Getting a Visa to the USA
                    he is a white supremacist
                    Last edited by Beach Ball Bitch; 09-12-2020, 03:43 AM.

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                      #12
                      Originally posted by 6-eyed View Post
                      19 years after 9-11-2001, the media culture has changed for the worst. Here’s how they’d report it if it happened today:

                      ”Firey but mostly peaceful plane crash” -CNN

                      ”We got breaking news that ‘some people did something’” - Huff Po

                      “Orange man didn’t shut down air traffic, thousands die” - NPR

                      “New York buildings stood in the way of peaceful Muslim pilots” -CBS

                      “Right wing extremists allegedly caused 4 planes to veer off course after Trump’s belittling comments on Islam” - New York Times

                      “Nobody on those planes were wearing masks. Cause of death: COVID-19” - NBC

                      “White supremacists in MAGA hats attack WTC and pentagon” -Salon

                      ”Trump and Putin responsible” -Slate

                      “Peaceful Islamic refugees cleared area for new Manhattan mosque” -BBC



                      lolz, yeah, you'd probably get one of those headlines

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                        #13
                        44 people die of covid 19 as United flight 93 crashes in Pennsylvania

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                          #14
                          Bat Child Escapes
                          last seen flying into the WTC spreading the bat virus - world news


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                            #15
                            “Reports indicate Donald Trump demolished WTC to make Trump Tower look bigger” - Good Morning America


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                            • the Riddler
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                              Nah, but there's no denying that was all he had to say. The only thing that can make him look good is hyperbole that makes him look even worse.
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