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    cnn jeffrey toobin suspended masturbating zoom Call with colleagues

    On a brighter note in the news. Masturbation!

    I thought Harvard grads were suppose to be smart! Clearly not. Lol


    A CNN statement revealed: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."

    According to the New Yorker Toobin "is known for his penetrating pieces on groundbreaking legal matters and consequential political figures.
    CNN pundit Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended for “accidentally flashing his penis during a Zoom call with colleagues,” and reportedly also masturbating. Anti-Trumper Toobin was suspende…

    #2
    If anyone can find the zoom call pictures I would appreciate it, although it would not be pleasing, it will be a good laugh. They are out there

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      #3
      Originally posted by Beach Ball Bitch View Post
      If anyone can find the zoom call pictures I would appreciate it, although it would not be pleasing, it will be a good laugh. They are out there
      I'm calling bullshit on this. Yer looking for spankin material and you have an obvious type! Yep, you like a chubby wallflower in horn rims, spankin!

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      • Beach Ball Bitch
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        Errrm, ok... if you say so.

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      From my Twitter feed

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      • WritersPanic
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        The guy in the lower left is trying not to puke!

      #5
      Always thought CNN had a bunch of "whack jobs" for journalists.

      I guess they're advertising now.

      Trying to distract us from the "talk nice about Joe, or don't talk at all" narrative.
      Last edited by Dr. Doom; 10-20-2020, 01:13 AM.

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        #6
        I have to make sure I'm not trying to come off as "funny" here...

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          #7
          Originally posted by Amerijuanican View Post
          I have to make sure I'm not trying to come off as "funny" here...
          Lol. not to worry, my friend. This is a funny situation. I am just glad I hav3 not been in such a situation.

          6-eyed

          thanks 6 ... had a feeling you would come through on this.
          Last edited by Beach Ball Bitch; 10-20-2020, 03:57 PM.

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            #8
            I hearby proclaim “Toobin Out” to be the new phrase for masturbating

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              #9
              Originally posted by Amerijuanican View Post
              Always thought CNN had a bunch of "whack jobs" for journalists.

              I guess they're advertising now.

              Trying to distract us from the "talk nice about Joe, or don't talk at all" narrative.
              So are you thinking that Toobin fell on his "sword" for the cause? Just to distract the news cycle? What an amazingly selfless act!

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                #10
                Originally posted by 6-eyed View Post
                I hearby proclaim “Toobin Out” to be the new phrase for masturbating
                Around here it's a term for floating down a river whilst relaxing in an inner tube from a truck tire. In Atlanta it's called Shootin the Hooch, where it's done on the Chattahoochee river.

                How about "Torquing My Toobin"? Or maybe "Toobin My Tallywhacker".

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                • twiceburned
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                  an inner tube, a gallon of pina colada and the Tickfaw river at half crest

                • 6-eyed
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                  That’s right I forgot that tubin’ (pronounced Toobin) was floating down a river in an Inflatable inner tube

                #11
                Of course, tubin' is even better if you can have your toob out.

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                  #12
                  I think it’s a serious possibility that Toobin was paid to do what he did. To make a super controversial story to get the heat off of Hunter Biden, and risk sabotaging his career and livelihood for it.

                  Taking one for the team
                  Last edited by 6-eyed; 10-22-2020, 03:22 AM.

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                    #13
                    6-eyed ah good point. The meeting was a meeting where they play a game like dungeons and dragons. But playing out scenarios, war games, of how can we manipulate the news even more. How can we take attention away from what this lead to. How can we divide the people

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                      #14
                      Too many puppies.

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                        #15
                        neonspectraltoast I am getting a puppy. Can’t wait, but wait I must.

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                        • the Riddler
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                          If I ever get a dog it's gonna be the old one from the shelter no one wants.

                        • the Riddler
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                          You should consider a ratty tatty old dog, too. It's not as fashionable, but my son was a dog.

                        • Beach Ball Bitch
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                          I have only had rescues in my life, all older, mixed...except one, also a rescue but purebred. Only one I was not allergic to. so I am getting that breed. I simply don’t want to live with a constant reaction
                          anymore. Which is why I have not had a pet over the last 5+ years. My allergies are pretty severe.

                          This is the first time in my life I have not had a pet, or pets.

                          Also the reputable breeder, sometimes gets a purebred in that is a rescue, older. I said if one comes up I will be happy to take one.
                          Last edited by Beach Ball Bitch; 10-22-2020, 03:54 PM.
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