Say something good about Biden?

[Matthew Mussolini]

He's a nice guy I'm assuming with good intentions and makes people laugh. What do you like about him?

[neonspectraltoast]

He's better looking than Trump.

[Guest]

He's better looking than Trump.

I am positive you want to lick joe Biden’s asshole

[neonspectraltoast]

I'm positive you want to lick my asshole.

No way! You don’t take showers or change your underwear. Hygiene is important

[neonspectraltoast]

True, I don't. Thank God, because otherwise you'd try to stick your tongue in my ass.

[neonspectraltoast]

But seriously, Biden could even be construed as handsome while Trump is a smarmy pig.

[Guest]

First, I don’t like guys. Second, I would walk away from you because fighting you would be pointless. I know your type. You would just cower down

[Matthew Mussolini]

He will make people break out into fits of laughter, no?

I like clowns. American politics is a joke but I just expected a different clown and circus. I'm sure he means well.

[Matthew Mussolini]

If elected in November, Biden, now 77, would be the oldest president ever inaugurated.

[Matthew Mussolini]

In 1974, he told a reporter that “when it comes to issues like abortion ... I’m about as liberal as your grandmother. I don’t like the [Roe v. Wade] decision on abortion. I think it went too far. I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.” In 1981, he voted for a constitutional amendment that would let states overturn Roe v. Wade. He has since reversed his position.

[Matthew Mussolini]

He is a self-described “gaffe machine” who has falsely said he was shot at in Iraq (he later clarified he “was near where a shot landed”), that he met survivors of the 2018 Parkland, Florida, school shooting while he was vice president (the shooting happened after he left office) and that he was arrested while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in apartheid-era South Africa (he later said he was just detained).

[neonspectraltoast]

And Trump is a great admirer of abortion rights.

[Matthew Mussolini]

In February 1988, after complaining about headaches for several weeks, Biden underwent surgery for a brain aneurysm. Three months later, he had surgery for a second brain aneurysm.

[Matthew Mussolini]

He voted for the Iraq War in 2002, and was present at the White House when then-President George W. Bush signed the resolution authorizing the use of force against Iraq. Biden has since called the vote a “mistake.”

[Matthew Mussolini]

He was known on Capitol Hill for his long-winded, rambling speeches and off-the-cuff remarks. While listening to one of his lengthy Senate speeches, then-Senator Barack Obama reportedly wrote in a note to an aide: “Shoot. Me. Now.”