I just got ID'd for a lighter.

[Matthew Mussolini]

So, I'm 33 friggin years old. Granted, I have repeatedly been told I look younger, but I wasn't buying cigarettes. I was buying a friggin lighter!

Thing is , I don't have an ID. The guy said "I"m sorry, I can't sell this to you".

My question for you is, how old do I look?

My avatar pic is from 2015.

This is me currently 2021:

Why the hell would a guy card me for a friggin lighter?? I mean seriously. It's legal for even kids to have lighters isn't it.

Jesus help me....how am I supposed to smoke my meth? ???

I"M GONNA GO FRIGGIN KILL THAT GUY!!!

[Matthew Mussolini]

I could go downtown but I don't feel like riding my bike that far.

I could take a bus but I don't have bus fare cus I spent all but a dollar and 25 cents on meth.

What's a boy to do?

Thing is , I did everything necessary for an ID over six months ago and it never showed.

I mean. My goodness, people dying of leprosy in the gutters somewhere have it made compared to the crises I'm in!

[SpaceMan]

evidence gathering

[Sooz]

LOL

[rolling]

dont tweak about it


haha thats fuckin funny....tweak....get it?

[tumbling.dice]

[rolling]

ill duce bag a lighter at the gas station

[6-eyed]

So, I'm 33 friggin years old. Granted, I have repeatedly been told I look younger, but I wasn't buying cigarettes. I was buying a friggin lighter!

Thing is , I don't have an ID. The guy said "I"m sorry, I can't sell this to you".

My question for you is, how old do I look?

My avatar pic is from 2015.

This is me currently 2021:

Why the hell would a guy card me for a friggin lighter?? I mean seriously. It's legal for even kids to have lighters isn't it.

Jesus help me....how am I supposed to smoke my meth? ???

I"M GONNA GO FRIGGIN KILL THAT GUY!!!

Dang bro you must be a late bloomer.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Dang bro you must be a late bloomer.

It's because I don't do enough meth.

See, everyone says Meth is supposed to make you look older, so I figured it would help me look my age.

If it wasn't' for the fact that I been using Meth since I was 15, I'd probably still look like a prepubescent child.

Now, some people say looking younger is better for when you get old, but I don't plan on living to be old , so....plus, looking like a child isn't good when you're a white guy living in the ghetto.

But yeah..., I think increasing my meth uptake is the answer.

[Matthew Mussolini]

ill duce bag a lighter at the gas station

You do realize that would be impossible to do without them seeing it, right?

[Sooz]

Show them your ID. Don't be a dork.

Who cares if you get asked for ID?

It's their protocol to ask you.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Show them your ID. Don't be a dork.

Who cares if you get asked for ID?

It's their protocol to ask you.

I just said, "I don't have an ID".

[Matthew Mussolini]

Show them your ID. Don't be a dork.

Who cares if you get asked for ID?

It's their protocol to ask you.

I let some homeless guy crash at my apartment and he stole my wallet.

[rolling]

You do realize that would be impossible to do without them seeing it, right?

I just wanted to say "ill Duce bag".... I so remember way back in the day using matches to smoke crack and they had to be the white matches the Brown matches didn't work is good...... Something to do with the flame burning hotter

[Matthew Mussolini]

I just wanted to say "ill Duce bag".... I so remember way back in the day using matches to smoke crack and they had to be the white matches the Brown matches didn't work is good...... Something to do with the flame burning hotter

I think meth would be next to impossible to smoke with matches, because by the time it melted, your fingers would be near the point of burning from the match burning up.

I mean , you could probably get like really small hits, but to get a good hit of meth (I've never timed it) you gotta hold the flame to the pipe for quite some time for it just to melt , than keep the flame there as you slowly inhale.

Also, flames from matches are not that big which would make the melting process even slower. Crack doesn't' take up as much lighter fluid to smoke.

I literally buy candles and usually smoke with a candle because I'm so sick of going through a new lighter every 48 hours.

But I've cut way back on my dope usage. I probably do 300 dollars worth every month. I used to do over double that.