Nothing a little pine Sol won't cure!
My neighbor's pussy is a mess!
He insists I baby-sit his pet while he's gone cuz she's very needy, actually the most loud and needy pussy I have ever encountered. But he never thought to provide me with kitty litter. WTF?
Why doesn't God make catshit and piss smell less atrocious. If I was God I would make feces smell like watermelon Jolly ranchers at times and surprise you with every flavor known to mankind. Your shit would tastes just like it smells..... delicious! It would cause spiritual ecstasy and holy communion with God when consumed. Gives a whole new meaning to "Holy Shit!"
You could make your car run on human and animal urine.... and menstruation fluid would have more opiods than heroine, have no withdrawal, high in every vitamin of the alphabet, and totally thorough anesthesia.
Could you imagine your wife when she's having her period? Lol! She might give you that look.
. Large amounts of it would be sold in an energy drink by the government called "the blood of the Saints".
I know im not being mature, but you can't deny it would make the world a better place and life less of a burden were God as nice as I am, or if God's ideas didn't suck and were good like mine.
I actually told a lady who asked why I jumped off a building and my response was "the shit of a ghost doesn't stink". Her response was a strange noise lol that sounded like a cross between " WTF " and "who is this crazy fucker?"
My neighbor's pussy is a mess!
He insists I baby-sit his pet while he's gone cuz she's very needy, actually the most loud and needy pussy I have ever encountered. But he never thought to provide me with kitty litter. WTF?
Why doesn't God make catshit and piss smell less atrocious. If I was God I would make feces smell like watermelon Jolly ranchers at times and surprise you with every flavor known to mankind. Your shit would tastes just like it smells..... delicious! It would cause spiritual ecstasy and holy communion with God when consumed. Gives a whole new meaning to "Holy Shit!"
You could make your car run on human and animal urine.... and menstruation fluid would have more opiods than heroine, have no withdrawal, high in every vitamin of the alphabet, and totally thorough anesthesia.
Could you imagine your wife when she's having her period? Lol! She might give you that look.
. Large amounts of it would be sold in an energy drink by the government called "the blood of the Saints".I know im not being mature, but you can't deny it would make the world a better place and life less of a burden were God as nice as I am, or if God's ideas didn't suck and were good like mine.
I actually told a lady who asked why I jumped off a building and my response was "the shit of a ghost doesn't stink". Her response was a strange noise lol that sounded like a cross between " WTF " and "who is this crazy fucker?"
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