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    What is thy bidding, your Lordship?

    In English, what have you coveted in the past 24 hours. One of the readings at Mass was "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ass (donkey)!"

    I definitely have coveted someone's ass many times, including within the last 21 hours.

    The other topic of this thread is to share something no one at tree fort knows about you. One important fact.

    Mine is I have a pet Japanese dragon that was born this December 4th, birthday of Francisco Franco. I saw him come out of Amaterasu's Vagina if I'm not mistaken. Myself and Amaterasu, the Japanese Shinto Sun Goddess, got married September 21, 2019, but I don't know if the dragon is my son, because I'm not her only husband or lover.

    Since He was born on Spanish Fascist Dictator Franco's birthday Click image for larger version  Name:	_methode_times_prod_web_bin_fdaa37ae-f36e-11ea-9de6-a6e4d4016fb7.jpg Views:	0 Size:	119.1 KB ID:	106388
    , I named him "Frankie". One characteristic that makes a Japanese dragon different than any other dragon, is Japanese Dragons look like Serpents with short arms, and they have only three fingers and toes.

    So I call him "Frankie three fingers", or "Saint Frankenstein".

    Click image for larger version  Name:	japanese-red-dragon-tattoo-illustration-full-color-vector-art-170788645.jpg Views:	0 Size:	346.0 KB ID:	106387 ​​​​​​

    Next time someone asks me what I want out of life or encourages me to go to school and find work, my response will be "I don't want a job, education, or career, "I want Frankie Fuckin Three fingers, bitch!"

    My job is I take care of dragons and dead people.

    The Bible actually says in a whole bunch of places that indeed dragons are actually real. Not just in the book of revelation.

    "I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls" (Job 30:29).

    This is in the stoner lounge because you're encouraged to puff the magic dragon before you respond. Click image for larger version  Name:	Kodo-PRO-092817-A.jpg Views:	0 Size:	37.1 KB ID:	106401
    Last edited by Matthew Mussolini; 03-04-2021, 10:48 PM.
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