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  • If I start collecting Star Wars toys

    ... will I regain my virginity and start from scratch?

  • #2
    Seems like such a virgin thing to do.

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    • #3
      Stop Wasting Your Time 6-e.......If There Was A Way To Reinvent Virginity......

      I Would Have Discovered, And Copyrighted It Years Ago......



      Cheers Glen.

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      • #4
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        • #5
          If you get a few of the rare ones, probably a few of our members would try to fix that for you.

          Din Djarin will get frisky for a limited edition Bobba Fett, I've heard.

          I'm thinking about opening up a website to capatilze on it. Only Wookies.

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          • #6
            I'm a virgin, and don't collect anything but dust.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by lode
              If you get a few of the rare ones, probably a few of our members would try to fix that for you.

              Din Djarin will get frisky for a limited edition Bobba Fett, I've heard.

              I'm thinking about opening up a website to capatilze on it. Only Wookies.
              You're calling me a Wookie??














              I take that as a compliment :-D

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              • #8
                Originally posted by GLEN......
                Stop Wasting Your Time 6-e.......If There Was A Way To Reinvent Virginity......

                I Would Have Discovered, And Copyrighted It Years Ago......



                Cheers Glen.
                Yeah... but with a Star Wars collection, I could easily convince people I’m a virgin. I’m pretty sure Steve Carroll’s character in 40 year old virgin had a Star Wars collection.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lode
                  If you get a few of the rare ones, probably a few of our members would try to fix that for you.

                  Din Djarin will get frisky for a limited edition Bobba Fett, I've heard.

                  I'm thinking about opening up a website to capatilze on it. Only Wookies.
                  Star Wars collectors better keep their backs against a wal when
                  Din Djarin comes by

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                  • #10
                    How can you regain something you never lost ?

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                    • #11
                      No, Star Wars won't make you a virgin. You've done what you've done, and probably feel guilty about it.

                      I wish I could have told all my friends in high school sex is not something to engage in lightly. Your genius professionals on the matter weren't teaching you right, though, and 40 year old virgin is a dishonest movie. You're destroying yourselves.

                      But let's discuss Star Wars action figures, cause they kick ass.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by neonspectraltoast
                        I'm a virgin, and don't collect anything but dust.


                        LOL......Good One.....



                        Cheers Glen.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by GLEN......



                          LOL......Good One.....



                          Cheers Glen.
                          I literally am a virgin, though, Glen. I didn't go there.

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                          • #14
                            You all want to bury your heads in the sand, but this dumbass was looking out for you all. Forget it, though. I don't want the attention.

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