Ya Momma's So Fat...

[tumbling.dice]

Her ass has its own congressman.

[Undies]

now the DEMONCRATS want to give my momma's ass a congressman!

shit, i wanted to say that but i don't want to go off topic yet...

um, yo momma's so fat her gravity sucked matter out of a black hole.

[Jessica]

I'm just really bad at this kind of game. But I was hoping for more activity so I could admire all of your creativity. Come on. Don't disappoint me.

[tumbling.dice]

Ya momma's so fat she got her own zip code.

[mallyboppa]

Ya momma's so fat I was shagging her and I burned my arse on the light bulb

[SpaceMan]

Ya momma's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down

[SpaceMan]

yo mommas so fat aliens couldnt abduct her

[Audiogen]

Yo mommas so fat that when she goes for a checkup she needs her weight measured at the loading docks.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Interesting. I bought flowers for my spirit mother and was thinking about how offended an inmate in jail got when someone started joking about his mamma.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

[Matthew Mussolini]

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

[Matthew Mussolini]

I'm assuming you started this thread in honor of Mother's day gonna be here in Minnesota in exactly 8 minutes.

[Amerijuanican]

Yo mamma's so fat they tie two carts side by side to get her in the ER.

[SpaceMan]

your mamas so fat bruce jenner had to run her over 5 times

[everything bagel]

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal the stock market drops

[SpaceMan]

your mamas so fat she ordered an uber and a dump truck showed up