Muppets

[lode]

If you could choose any muppet to go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler, which muppet would you choose and why?

I'd go miss piggy. I figure she could go all black widow on him. Seduce him and destroy.

[Luigi]

For some reason going back and time and killing Hitler as a baby or at least stopped him from becoming Furher would fuck things up for the worse/do incalculable damage.

For instance, my maternal family fled Lebanon when Israel started bombing the shit out if it in the 60s, I probably would have never been born if the Holocaust didn't happen and the oppressive Nazi Facist of Isarel allowed to be created.

Jews will (understandably) deny this, but the Holocaust happening was the greatest thing to happen to their people from a political and world power point of view.

Part of the Zionist creed was allowing the Holocaust to happen, in order for Jews to take back the land they long coverted, and now immunity from criticsm of their actions for generations to come.

[Pete's Draggun]

I fail to read/see where the Muppet is in your post Looodge.

[Pete's Draggun]

Anyhoo

I'd be Uncle Deadly




With Uncle Deadly being of dragon descent, it's a natural fit for me.

Being tall stature, evil look , and well dressed, I'd gain the attention of chief propagandist Joseph Goebbels. With my unconventional conversational skills I'd lure and maneuver my way into getting hired into the ranks of Hitlers propaganda machine.

Hitler would then personally want to meet me because of my artful and devious schemes to promote Nazis ideology.

Goebbels would set up a very formal meeting and dinner to show off his new protégé. At that dinner I'd bring along some cyanide to secretly place onto his Leberkloesse.

Mission Accomplished

[lode]

It does look like he'd handle business.

[Din Djarin]

Those two old dudes on the balcony.

[Pete's Draggun]

Lol....
To go with yer two dudes in the shuttle bay on yer avatar....

Classic choice D

[Din Djarin]

Pete's Draggun A bounty droid would be better but it wasn't an option

[Din Djarin]

Bounty hunter droid I mean!

[Jessica]

Is Oscar a Muppet or just a Sesame Street person

[Din Djarin]

I think he's both. But he's not in the Muppet show

[lode]

Is Oscar a Muppet or just a Sesame Street person

Sesame Street, but that’s a good answer,

I’ve asked this in tech interviews before. It’s important to see if people are capable of thinking on their toes, and dealing with nonsense. The only wrong answer is no answer. ‘Neil Hitler’ or whatever. They’re a pass

[Undies]

I feel like fozzie bear was Jewish, so it just seems appropriate to send him.