What's the stupidest thing you ever said out loud?

[Verbe]

Because c'mon, we all have those moments

[Jessica]

All immediately erased from my memory!

lol
I'll return next time I say something dumb :-)

[boubindica]

“Oh god where are those snakes???…. Ah yes, in my arse.”

I was anxious at the time.

[Din Djarin]

I have to admit I'm curious now about the exact context..! :P

[boubindica]

I was shopping with my grandaughter, and I’d just bought her a couple of toy snakes that move like snakes when you hold them horizontally. We were in another shop at the counter and I was paying for something when I suddenly realised that the bag with the snakes in wasn’t there. Almost immediately, I realised I’d put that bag in another bag. During moments of even the least anxiety, I say the wrong words. Usually those words are “fridge” “Arsenal” “b’dum” and another couple that elude my mind right now. The word I meant to say was BAG, but due to my slight anxiety, I went to say ARSENAL but stopped halfway through because I realised I was saying the wrong word, not realising that stopping half way through would mean I said ARSE. My grandaughter knows me well and laughed. Everyone else in the shop looked at me kinda weird though. I’m just glad no one called social services

[Din Djarin]

Ha, somehow did not picture you as a grandma

And lol at the situation indeed :-D

[Matthew Mussolini]

I was at a Monastery trying to be a monk, and in the Middle of a "Hail Mary" instead of saying "Holy Mary Mother of God..."

I said loudly "Holy Mary Mother Fucker....." during the middle of a Rosary. We prayed 200 hail Mary's a day and I only messed up on that one. But it was bad!

[Matthew Mussolini]

And then a Nun who picked me up from the monastery was talking to me about why things didn't work at the monastery, and I told her out loud what I said.

Where is the correct smiley?

I further blasphemed at her Carmelite Convent in Houston Minnesota , and She slapped me in the face and grabbed me by the mouth and shouted, "this is the house of the Lord" (or something a long those lines. I can't remember exactly what she or I said, because I was so drunk off her sacristy wine). Where is the smiley with a Halo?

[Din Djarin]

[Irminsul]

I mispronounced somebodies name, which was Chloe. I called her Ch-low. But I said it in a way that was like well what sort of name is Ch-low! And she said.. Err.. It's.. Chloe..

Ohhh.... ☺️☺️

[Din Djarin]

I did that once too lol. Was kinda suprised how much she took offense

[Verbe]

"I love you"

Lmao cause I'm a lonely biatch

[Din Djarin]

Awe.. Objection yer honor! Even if it was kinda misplaced or with hindsight naive its not stupid and def not the stupidest thing