What's the weirdest thing you ever had a guest do at your house?

[Matthew Mussolini]

I let this homeless brotha stay at my place and he kept asking if he could suck my dick. I told him it's against my religion and I'm straight. He kept not taking no for an answer and it pissed me off.

He then borrowed my phone to look at porn and left the phone case face down, so it looked like it was charging while I fell asleep and he left with my phone, my backpack, my wallet, multiple gift cards, shampoo, whatever he could find.

Even with that I still on occasion let a homeless mentally ill person crash at my place, but I'm kinda losing my charity.

I just know what it's like to be homeless in the cold and wet, and feel like it's Jesus in disguise showing up to test me.

The Kami have been patient with my many faults and errors. I feel I have to show the same consideration for others who are more needy but eventually I might just pull a Jeffrey Dahmer on em!

[Amerijuanican]

Listened to a friend (not now, lol) tell me while we're in my car, that he wants to fuck my mom. He and I were 17 or 18.

The whiskey and the hashish was more than he needed... I told him to go home and sleep off his boner.

While holding my bat in my left hand, beside the seat, just in case

[Pete's Draggun]

It's the weirdest and probably the most cringeworthy

I had a guest stay over night.

The next morning he's talking to me from the bathroom. *door open*

He asks me some work related question, so
I walked over to the hallway/bathroom doorway.

As, he's speaking, I see him squeezing a huge chin zitt and it bursts onto my mirror. He stops talking and says WHOA.

I walked away saying WTF Dude!

He never cleaned it off either ?

[Youfreeme]

He never cleaned it off…what the f

[Pete's Draggun]

Youfreeme
^Nope

He leaves the toilet seat up too...
^
Irritating

[Quark]

Made me ask my sister for tampons while I was high as fuck. I was like 17 lol

[niftypebble21]

lol

[Quark]

For some reason I can’t comment on the original post, but the Jeffrey Dahmer pic is hilarious

[Verbe]

A bunch of people came over after the bar or something and some dude I don't know went into my fridge and was like "I hope it's okay to eat this" and just started going to town on MY FOOD

omg I was so mad lol. And I'm standing there shocked as this drunk ass man is shovelling my food into his mouth just having the time of his freaking life lol. It ended up being pretty funny but I am very protective of my food, he's lucky hahah

[Undies]

When I was in college, a couple friends brought over some kid I didn't know, who just kept bragging about how he'd never puked from drinking or smoking. Then he hit the bong and instantly puked all over my floor.

[niftypebble21]

LOL?

[Meliai]

One time I told a guy friend he could crash on the couch because he had too much to drink.
instead he went and stripped down to his boxers and crawled into my bed while I was brushing my teeth.
I was roommates at the time with another guy friend who is also one of my oldest friends, very protective and brotherly to me. He walked by my room and saw this guy in my bed (this is how i know he was in his boxers lol) and yelled at him for being creepy. The other guy ended up leaving before I made it out of the bathroom so that was...not cool he drove home drunk but cool my roommate saved me from a very awkward moment

[Audiogen]

College roommate brought a coworker over and they both got super drunk. I went to use the bathroom later in the night and when I entered she was sitting on the toilet lid, I believe he had already passed out. I told her I needed to pee and she needed to get up but she wouldn't budge and held the door shut for about 10 mins.

[Youfreeme]

That is wild! It seems like it would take much more effort to hold the door shut than to just get up off the toilet!

[Youfreeme]

I guess this isn’t exactly a house guest but some middle aged women was driving drunk as fuck and hit the curb in front of our house and blew out her tire. She came to our front door asking for help with her tire and she had two little kids with her (maybe age 7?).

my mom asked her to come inside and wait on the couch until she got less drunk. So I had to sit with her and babysit her and the little girls for a few hours before we allowed her to go home. She was PISSED and hollering up a storm and her girls (her daughter and her daughters friend, Jesus Christ) just played with my sister who was around the same age.

anyway I saw her at Kohls like a week later and it was awkward as fuck. We made eye contact and I was like…hey, and gave a weird little wave. I think I was 14 or 15 at the time lol.

[Din Djarin]

Lol, I am reminded of many similar instances of drunk people crashing at other peoples house by reading this thread. Happily though it was rarely at my place!! In fact, i have put off getting (multiple) strangers party or crash at my place after taking notice of what happened at others..

One guy i do consider a friend by now, I encountered passed out at different peoples toilet over the years, always leaving the craziest mess of shit, vomit and lots of TP. You would almost think he strives to get at that point.

[niftypebble21]

Lol, I am reminded of many similar instances of drunk people crashing at other peoples house by reading this thread. Happily though it was rarely at my place!! In fact, i have put off getting (multiple) strangers party or crash at my place after taking notice of what happened at others..

One guy i do consider a friend by now, I encountered passed out at different peoples toilet over the years, always leaving the craziest mess of shit, vomit and lots of TP. You would almost think he strives to get at that point.

I've had many experiences of drunk & high people crashing over at my place when I was a college student at Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU) in my mid 20s in Richmond VA (RVA) USA

I remember I had one housemate who kept on letting her drunk & high friends crash over on the sofas or the floor of our living room, kitchen, hallway, porch where ever there was a free available place to crash lol there were plenty of discussions where I was sometimes fed up of housemate's friends & other random guest's of hers always making a mess lots of times crashing over : /

I remember saying that if they all gonna keep crashing over then they all need to help us out with giving us some money towards the rent or at least help with cleaning, washing up all the dishes mess in the kitchen bathroom etc etc it's ok to hangout chillax crash over if you're a helpful respectful guest

: )Thankfully some of the housemate's drunk high friends & other random peoples that she brought back with her, listened to me were very happy to listen follow my instructions and help with cleaning up all the messy dishes, wipe the plates & cups cutlery and put them back in the cupboards etc etc..
Also as most of my college courses at VCU were all Fine Arts drawing, techincal drawing, graphic design, video editing, sculpture, illustration, painting...I managed to convince some of the crashed drunk high (whatever state of mind lol) peoples to being a creative muse and participate in many of my Arts design Fine Arts projects assignments?

So if it was for example a Figure Drawing design assignment it was sometimes very helpful having in close proximity lots of random guests intriguing characters conveniently crashed over plenty of fun memories hanging out with some of the peoples I met during 4 years living in RVA