Letters To Santa.

[GLEN......]

Dear Santa......I Have Been Very Good For The Last Week Or So......Lets Just Focus On That......



Cheers Glen.

[lode]

Santa...

Before I explain how much do you know already?

Stop living in the past and embrace the now.

[SpaceMan]

you'll shoot your eye out

[mallyboppa]

Hey Santa Clause ya cunt where's me fukin bike !

[Vanilla Gorilla]

I'd ask Santa for a present, but I'm Claus-trophobic

And the dad jokes just keep getting better and better

[tumbling.dice]

I remember laying in bed on Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa to come...then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left. ?

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Now that's funny

[GLEN......]

I remember laying in bed on Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa to come...then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left. ?

One Of The Best Ever.............



Cheers Glen.

[Jessica]

Dear Santa
For Christmas please can I have a wall
thanks

[Karen J]

???

[parua]

Great idea! They come in handy when you need a distraction!

[mallyboppa]

Dear Santa
For Christmas please can I have a wall
thanks

[parua]

Can everyone please quit asking Santa for a stud muffin? I've almost been kidnapped by elves 3 times today!

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Can everyone please quit asking Santa for a stud muffin? I've almost been kidnapped by elves 3 times today!

I think there is a shortage or something, I just got a chocolate muffin with metal studs in it, they screwed me over on a technicality

[Jessica]

that made me want to search "stud muffin" top result is

[GLEN......]

STUD MUFFIN.......Has Nothing To Do With Horses.......Or For That Matter......Anything Else But MEN.

The Term "Stud Muffin" Has Been Around As Long As I Have.....(shuddup)......It Means A Really Hot

Guy......



Cheers Glen.

[parua]

I'm not sure which definition is the most correct, but Jessica's definition might explain why the elves let me go once they get the bag of horse treats that I carry around with me.

[JoeKing]

Father Christmas, give us the money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over