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    Letters To Santa.

    Dear Santa......I Have Been Very Good For The Last Week Or So......Lets Just Focus On That......



    Cheers Glen.

    #2
    ​​​​Santa...

    Before I explain how much do you know already?

    Stop living in the past and embrace the now.

    ​​​​​​

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      #3
      you'll shoot your eye out

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        #4
        Hey Santa Clause ya cunt where's me fukin bike !

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          #5
          I'd ask Santa for a present, but I'm Claus-trophobic

          And the dad jokes just keep getting better and better

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            #6
            I remember laying in bed on Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa to come...then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left. 😀

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            #7
            Originally posted by tumbling.dice View Post
            I remember laying in bed on Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa to come...then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left. 😀


            One Of The Best Ever.............



            Cheers Glen.

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              #8
              Dear Santa
              For Christmas please can I have a wall
              thanks

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              • Karen J
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                ???

              • parua
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                Great idea! They come in handy when you need a distraction!

              #9
              Originally posted by Jessica View Post
              Dear Santa
              For Christmas please can I have a wall
              thanks

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                #10
                Can everyone please quit asking Santa for a stud muffin? I've almost been kidnapped by elves 3 times today!

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                  #11
                  Originally posted by parua View Post
                  Can everyone please quit asking Santa for a stud muffin? I've almost been kidnapped by elves 3 times today!
                  I think there is a shortage or something, I just got a chocolate muffin with metal studs in it, they screwed me over on a technicality

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                    #12
                    that made me want to search "stud muffin" top result is
                    Stud Muffins are a ridiculously tasty range of horse treats containing a host of beneficial ingredients including Linseed, Fenugreek and Wholegrains to ensure they are as delicious as they are nutritious!

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                      #13
                      STUD MUFFIN.......Has Nothing To Do With Horses.......Or For That Matter......Anything Else But MEN.

                      The Term "Stud Muffin" Has Been Around As Long As I Have.....(shuddup)......It Means A Really Hot

                      Guy......



                      Cheers Glen.

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                        #14
                        I'm not sure which definition is the most correct, but Jessica's definition might explain why the elves let me go once they get the bag of horse treats that I carry around with me.

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                          #15
                          Father Christmas, give us the money
                          Don't mess around with those silly toys
                          We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over

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