I've done some stupid things before which might surprise you because I have a reputation at this forum for being a Conservative Republican who believes Donald Trump is the Quasi-incarnation of Jesus Christ, and usually such persons are renowned for being extremely intelligent.

But one of the recently intelligent things I did was exaggerate my Covid 19 symptoms to get out of a UA when I found out my last UA was positive.
What I did last time was give the meth 72 hours roughly to get out of my system. Then I pissed a "clean" UA into a water bottle and kept it in my fridge and went back to hitting the glass pipe.
When my UA was scheduled I kept the bottle hidden near my scrotum to warm it up and then I put the contents in the piss cup and warmed it up further under hot running water from the sink.
Isn't that ingenius?, a nice warm cup of clean fresh urine to present to the wizz technician while I'm high on crystal meth and pass with flying colors.
All that hard work for nothing because I failed with flying colors.
Super intelligent!
It keeps me from getting proud and cocky!
Anyway, I only get piss tested once a week. I could easily still do meth once a week and pass, just use it immediately after each UA and only use it once a week.
Using it only once a week would be super euphoric compared to using it every day. For 20 bucks a week it would be the best day of my life every week. Kind of hard to pass up that temptation.
It would be better to quit the shit entirely, but I don't know how to live without ever having euphoria.
Thoughts?
But one of the recently intelligent things I did was exaggerate my Covid 19 symptoms to get out of a UA when I found out my last UA was positive.
What I did last time was give the meth 72 hours roughly to get out of my system. Then I pissed a "clean" UA into a water bottle and kept it in my fridge and went back to hitting the glass pipe.
When my UA was scheduled I kept the bottle hidden near my scrotum to warm it up and then I put the contents in the piss cup and warmed it up further under hot running water from the sink.
Isn't that ingenius?, a nice warm cup of clean fresh urine to present to the wizz technician while I'm high on crystal meth and pass with flying colors.
All that hard work for nothing because I failed with flying colors.
Super intelligent!
It keeps me from getting proud and cocky!
Anyway, I only get piss tested once a week. I could easily still do meth once a week and pass, just use it immediately after each UA and only use it once a week.
Using it only once a week would be super euphoric compared to using it every day. For 20 bucks a week it would be the best day of my life every week. Kind of hard to pass up that temptation.
It would be better to quit the shit entirely, but I don't know how to live without ever having euphoria.
Thoughts?
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