What's your favorite pickup line?

[Matthew Mussolini]

Great music!

Anyone got a Britney Spears song to kick it to?

A song for me and the boyz to say "FUCK YEAH" to?

Britney, I dont want to hit you baby one more time. But you're so cute I could chop your head off!

Britney, I like your skin. Can't wait to wear it.

i like your face so much I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.

Anyone got a favorite pickup line for that special someone? This girl is friggin sexy:



You ever have a feeling some one was watching you while you were on the toilet? It was me.

You have the most beautiful eyes. I'd love to put them in a jar on my desk and look at them all day.

I bet you have a pretty scream.

You have a Spider in your butt crack!

You smell different when you're awake. Like my grandmother after I dug her up.

I wonder what you look like without skin.


You have a beautiful head. It will complete my collection.

I'm reminded of you every time I poop.

Something didn't feel right when we hugged. You are still warm. What the fuck?

[Amerijuanican]

She has beautiful eyes.

[Matthew Mussolini]

She has beautiful eyes.

I like both of her eyes but you can have the left one. I don't mind sharing.

[Matthew Mussolini]

[Matthew Mussolini]

?

[Amerijuanican]

'Scuse me, quick fuck outta the question?

(quickly ducks as lawn chair clears just over my head.)

I take that would be a "maybe later?"

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