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    What's your favorite pickup line?

    Great music!​​​​

    Anyone got a Britney Spears song to kick it to?​​

    A song ​​​​​​for me and the boyz to say "FUCK YEAH" to?​​

    Britney, I dont want to hit you baby one more time. But you're so cute I could chop your head off!

    Britney, I like your skin. Can't wait to wear it.
    ​​​​​​i like your face so much I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.

    Anyone got a favorite pickup line for that special someone? This girl is friggin sexy:

    You ever have a feeling some one was watching you while you were on the toilet? It was me.

    You have the most beautiful eyes. I'd love to put them in a jar on my desk and look at them all day.
    ​​ ​​​​​​​
    I bet you have a pretty scream.

    You have a Spider in your butt crack!
    You smell different when you're awake. Like my grandmother after I dug her up.

    I wonder what you look like without skin.

    You have a beautiful head. It will complete my collection.

    I'm reminded of you every time I poop.

    Something didn't feel right when we hugged. You are still warm. What the fuck?
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    She has beautiful eyes.


      Originally posted by Amerijuanican View Post
      She has beautiful eyes.
      I like both of her eyes but you can have the left one. I don't mind sharing.


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            'Scuse me, quick fuck outta the question?

            (quickly ducks as lawn chair clears just over my head.)

            I take that would be a "maybe later?"