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    My limp Beast of the Apocalypse, Dick, Beasty the Bishop!

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    That's what he's like limp. I made it six days without masturbation. I'm going to try and do a 40 day zero masturbation fast so that I grow spiritually by not walking according to the flesh which is at war with the Spirit.

    Masturbation doesn't have to be a waste of time. You can pray and bless souls while ejaculating. There is actually in the Catholic church short prayers from the heart called "spiritual ejaculations".

    But always ask yourself if there is something more worth your time and energy and do that. Peace!

    When I have a raging boner and get excited I'm almost twice that big. Women have told me its called " a surprise ".

    What did you name your penis? You want to give your penis a name because you don't want a stranger making your decisions for you.

    Give your Vagina a name.

    That is actually the reason for this thread is I want you to name your penis or your flower offering (vagina.)

    Okay, do share. Pray about the perfect name for your close mate. Click image for larger version

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    Last edited by ill Duce; 01-13-2021, 02:04 AM.

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    Deidre , please you and your hubby prayerfully reflect on what name God and the Angel Gabriel wants you to give the purest tightest lily or the Emperor's phallus.

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    The twitterpated lovers need to have names. They are constantly longing for each other, a name can make it a more nuclear union.

    I don't know who else at this forum is married, but couples need to sit down and prayerfully talk about these things with the Buddha's and Archangels. Serious business!
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        #4
        Originally posted by Osquirrell View Post
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        That's a myth. I look younger than I am and I went two years without seeing a Dentist and saw one this summer and was expecting cavities but shocked to have none.

        Meth only rots your teeth if you do so much that it dries out your salivary gland and removes a protective layer of saliva to stop shield against plaq decay.

        If you brush regularly, stay hydrated, and drink as much milk as I do and use the Methamphetamine without abusing it, it doesn't ruin your looks.

        I've known some very attractive girls into meth. Some of them would be fat without it.

        I never had sex with the attractive females because they were out of my league and I was a bit too transparent with my creepiness, so I got with desperate unwanted women.

        But I would choose a girl on meth over an alcoholic any day. I have met plenty young attractive females on meth.

        One of my dealers was smokin sexy and excited me every time she reached in her bra to pull out my purchase.

        One of my guy dealers had a girlfriend who had been smokin the stuff regularly and it didn't ruin her looks.

        One of my dealers I called Mother Teresa. She was really heavy into it for a good 30 years and still had all her teeth.

        Iresponsible people lose their teeth regardless of the drug they do because they are mentally Ill and wouldn't be taking care of themselves anyways.

        I'm mentally ill but still into good hygiene and nutrition. That's rare.

        I also try to just smoke it until I'm increased alertness, good energy, calm, collected, improved concentration, and without negative thoughts , and motivated. I try to avoid euphoria or bad sleep hygiene.

        I also pray the blood of Jesus enter my meth , cover it, redeem it, bless it, enrich it, and that all Angels, Saints, Kami, Tulpa, Spirits, and righteous forces transubstantiate the Meth into Holy Communion with Kami and the Holy Roman Empire of the Rising Sun!

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          #5
          Originally posted by ill Duce View Post
          Deidre , please you and your hubby prayerfully reflect on what name God and the Angel Gabriel wants you to give the purest tightest lily or the Emperor's phallus.

          ​​​​​​
          The twitterpated lovers need to have names. They are constantly longing for each other, a name can make it a more nuclear union.

          I don't know who else at this forum is married, but couples need to sit down and prayerfully talk about these things with the Buddha's and Archangels. Serious business!
          Lol why did I scroll back up?

          I’ll come up with thee perfect name and all will be right in the world.

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            It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt.

            Deidre, I'm filling out my will for when I pass away young. I don't think you would want my spiders or any of my possessions.

            My skull goes to my brother. My left foot I want buried on Capitol hill.

            My spinal cord goes to Pennsylvania where the declaration of Independence was first signed.

            I've got a lot of metal holding my fractured bones together. You should see my pelvis. I want my pelvis in the ocean off of Tampan Florida with my fractured arm the police yanked out of socket.

            You get to have whatever other piece you want to do with as you will.

            But the phallical monument in Heaven is honor of Caesar Benito Mussolini. The only one bigger than the Emperor of Rome is the King of the Jews.

            My theory, is Jesus was stripped down naked before the Pharisees so that they would know he was King of the Jews!

            But anyway, I would be interested in knowing the name of your lovely V. She makes all the girls jealous because she has the personality of a Queen!

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            Tell your hubby he's the luckiest man in my opinion. If you get pregnant I shall pray for and bless your child like I'm his / her guardian Angel or personal Carmelite.

            Either way, may your marriage be blessed and euphoric. You have my prayers.

            But do name your genitals before this coming election. It will bring good luck. I'm refraining from masturbation until the election is over hahaha!
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              #7
              You’re sweet to say that, Matt.

              I noticed your other thread “pcp” and just wondering what led you back to using? I remember a few years back, you were trying to stay off drugs. I’m not a drug user so I’m just curious as to what led you back.

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                #8
                The way your dominant side juxtaposes with your worldly scholastic side is very humorous, Matt. That video of your poor sap convert was especially funny.

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                  Originally posted by Deidre View Post
                  You’re sweet to say that, Matt.

                  I noticed your other thread “pcp” and just wondering what led you back to using? I remember a few years back, you were trying to stay off drugs. I’m not a drug user so I’m just curious as to what led you back.
                  Oh, I was sober for a while but I hate sleeping. Also, some drugs make me fearless and more spiritual.

                  They always have pros and cons.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by neonspectraltoast View Post
                    The way your dominant side juxtaposes with your worldly scholastic side is very humorous, Matt. That video of your poor sap convert was especially funny.
                    We are all a mix of good, bad, Angels, and demons, God, the Devil, the flesh, the spirit, and the world.

                    You just gotta learn how to properly channel them all for the greatest good. I'm still a work in progress.

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