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She weighs 6,000 pounds. He weighs 200 pounds.

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    She weighs 6,000 pounds. He weighs 200 pounds.

    You think God gave you a little penis or have difficulty approaching women? How do you think this guy feels:

    Don't be gay, A male Spider has 35% chance of experiencing bondage, cannibalism, and violent death moments after losing his virginity to a big fat fuck but sticks with traditional marriage.

    That's a real knight right there, being faithful to his duties as a heterosexual male even when he weighs not even one twentieth as much as his girlfriend's big fat ass!

    Then becomes her meal. Romantic.

    Male spiders have every reason to be gay but never are.

    I love it when people say homosexuality is natural because it's seen in animals.

    I guess it's also natural for women to tie men up in silk, poison them, eat their flesh, and drink their blood when having sex lol. That's hot!
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    You think you need marriage counseling.
    Last edited by Spiderman; 09-11-2020, 04:39 AM.

    Oh shit. Wrong video. Hold on


      Kay, fixed the OP. The original video I had up there in place of Spider porn was :