Clown School!

[Matthew Mussolini]

I'm trying to be a clown but don't have any original jokes, just someone else's idea and changed the words a bit. I'm assuming other clowns do that. But vote on the poll the best answer regarding whether or not I could be a clown:

Have you ever been a real clown who got paid for it like John Gacy? Have you ever been a volunteer clown? Have you ever been a class clown?

[neonspectraltoast]

You shouldn't try, Matt. You are a genuine guy, but honestly...the things you're earnest about make me laugh the hardest. I think you should be a stand-up comedian who just lectures everyone on Mussolini. I don't want to insult you, but you're extremely peculiar and funny.

[Matthew Mussolini]

You shouldn't try, Matt. You are a genuine guy, but honestly...the things you're earnest about make me laugh the hardest. I think you should be a stand-up comedian who just lectures everyone on Mussolini. I don't want to insult you, but you're extremely peculiar and funny.

Wow!

I seriously have to pinch myself to make sure you really said that.

The dude that gives me the most shit about talking about Mussolini, the very dude who is the biggest reason I don't talk about Mussolini that much lately, just told me I make him laugh hardest when I talk about Mussolini and that it's peculiar and funny??

Is this real life?

So, like, people that repeatedly discourage you for something actually enjoy the fact that you do it and want you to continue but give you the opposite feedback?

I'll remember that for future reference! One of life's weird lessons at tree fort! Don't know what I'd do without this insane asylum.

[neonspectraltoast]

Don't get me wrong. If you believe in Mussolini, I'm fine with that. But to me, it's escapism. The person you need to believe in is yourself.

It's impossible to fail when your only goal is to be a man.

[neonspectraltoast]

I am clinically insane, Matt. I'm objectively honest, though. I adore you.