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"So where did you and the Cecil-Porch-Porchs spend time together?" I asked Blu. "And do you have to bring it into the bar?" We were having a drink at Pinkies on a Saturday morning. It, being Sam the dawg was lying at his feet and like looking suspiciously up at me like it didn't trust me. "Maybe Sam can like sense some jealousy in you." Blu said. "Jealousy my fat Irish ass. So where did you guys go?" "Only to Elizabeth on 37th. Now Elizabeth on 37th like 45 Bistro and Sapphire Grill are like the most upmarket restaurants in Savannah. "So Edward and Felicity took you to a fancy restaurant," I go, "Big deal." "You ever been there?" Blu asks smugly. "No," I admit, "but I bet if I did I'd at least know what fork to use for what dish." "Fork you too." Blu goes. I swallow some beer. "So tell me ... what was the topic of conversation during your meal?" "Oh we discus